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  1. I can’t remember a time before I started laughing at this headline

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  2. Jul 4

    Trump is spending his Fourth of July at his Trump-owned golf club. Which means, as President, Trump has now made... Trips to Trump golf clubs: 122 Trips to visit war zone troops: 0

  3. 4 hours ago
  4. 3 hours ago

    Your MCM on Dyckman in 10 years.

  5. 2 hours ago

    I think I have an OK sense of humor but if u make a joke about the Twin Towers to me while hysterically laughing, we have nothing in common. I lived on Murray Street, less than 2 blocks away, my siblings still work in the area, I have weekly nightmares still, but cool joke DICK

  6. 3 hours ago

    On my red brim shit but I’m not a blood tho. ❤️

  7. 3 hours ago

    For every 500 RTs this gets I will buy that many winners the Red Knight skin in , will pick tomorrow morning and DM the winners for PayPal info 👊🏻🔥

  8. If you’re sick of hearing about Twitter wars , I am waiting for Tesla to answer my inquiry if they sold their 200,000th car in the US in Q2, which would trigger the wind down of the $7,500 federal tax credit that buyers currently get.

  9. 4 hours ago

    could really go for some chocolate covered strawberries right now

  10. I been alcohol free for a month. This detox is real.

  11. When you give conductor a 20$ and yu doh get back change yet

  12. EPA staffers are celebrating Scott Pruitt’s resignation over drinks at Mackey’s Public House, an 8-minute walk northwest from the agency headquarters. These signs are hanging at the bar:

  13. 42 minutes ago

    BIG MESSAGE: THINGS ARE ABOUT TO CHANGE. FLOW INTO THE CHANGES, LET URSELF RECIEVE. LET YOURSELF BE BLESSED.

  14. Jul 4

    Senator, you sent this from a place called Russia. And to be clear, you think it’s okay to spend this day meeting with America’s enemies and wrong for American athletes to kneel in protest of police brutality.

  15. 12 minutes ago

    Nfs I would be dumb mad if I was fucking with a nigga who’s mad fly then I go to his house and his bed on the floor and tv little as hell lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  16. Nothing but bigotry and hatred motivates this. Trump's GOP would weaken our army and endanger our country rather than welcome immigrants.

  17. 32 minutes ago

    Why did he kill this?!!!! IG: hooliboy94

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  18. 1 hour ago

    Don’t do it for men, men never notice.

  19. 32 minutes ago

    Cults at FIT - student gov - transfer students with money - “I don’t care about fashion” art kids - skate straights - straight boys - Michael Kors girls - grunge / Alt kids - Style Shop

  20. 4 hours ago

    I hate when professors write their own book so you are forced to buy it at full price. I have a professor who pulled this trick but put in such little effort that there is a typo on almost every single page. I can’t believe I had to pay for that 😒

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