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  1. Jul 2

    😂😂 I don’t know why people keep talking about elections like it’s a remedy to this Chwezi dynasty. Amazima nimugamanya konka nimugambisa oburomborombo. Blaalifuckini!

    1 reply . 36 retweets 67 likes
  2. Jul 1

    😂 it's wise not to attack Ugandans as a whole😂😂😂 we never forget 😂😂

    4 replies . 46 retweets 205 likes
  3. Jul 1

    My dad’s friend found me at the bar on Friday So he said, am going to report you to your dad. I smiled and said , I’ll report you to your wife 😀 Him: it’s okay dear, we are all here to have fun ,enjoy please, what drinks do you and your friends want 😂😂😂😂

    7 replies . 59 retweets 231 likes
  4. Jul 2

    Get up, Thank God for a new day!! Happy new week ❤️

    5 replies . 10 retweets 66 likes
  5. Jul 2

    Bambi the girl has tried to explain herself and add more points but Ugandans don't want to know shit 😹😹😹😹 *sips tea & keeps reading tweets* ☕☕☕

    5 replies . 22 retweets 132 likes
  6. Jul 1

    The forest was shrinking, but the trees kept voting for the axe because its handle was made of wood and they thought it was one of them.

    1 reply . 54 retweets 73 likes
  7. Jul 1

    I am running a safe money delivery service around Kampala and wakiso 😂🙈support my hustle. just 2k per transaction and I guarantee safe and tax free reception on the other side.

    18 replies . 176 retweets 330 likes
  8. Jun 30

    It’s not that I can’t afford the UGX 200 tax, it’s that I know Govt is one day going 2 make it UGX 500. See fuel?

    4 replies . 111 retweets 250 likes
  9. Jul 2

    Y’all make it out of Uganda and start acting like you never lived there

    1 reply . 16 retweets 46 likes
  10. Jul 1

    The year is 2019, and there is an NGO getting aid to pay social media tax for individuals who can't afford them. Somehow this is progress. Vision 2040.

    76 retweets 144 likes
  11. Jul 2

    A government that can't trace calls for kidnap cases want to block VPN. Good morning..

    22 retweets 24 likes
  12. Jun 30

    Never make your parents feel unloved, that shit breaks them too 😔

    1 reply . 6 retweets 16 likes
  13. Jul 4

    In wanting to restrict Ugandans from using social media, they discovered a VPN app that doesn’t even require data at all for u to access the internet. See God 😂

    82 replies . 335 retweets 845 likes
  14. 4 hours ago

    How VPN users walk past UCC😂😂

    2 replies . 9 retweets 37 likes
  15. Jul 4

    A government that "mistakenly" imposes a 1% tax instead of 0.5% and doesn't even know which transactions should be taxed isn't one that should be in charge of the national purse. This recklessness is completely unacceptable.

    14 replies . 217 retweets 338 likes
  16. Jul 3

    “Fear of what others think is the greatest prison in which people live. The only opinion that really matters should be your own”

    13 replies . 38 retweets 218 likes
  17. Jun 29

    I promise if I’m not dead, then I am dedicated 🤪

    14 replies . 29 retweets 136 likes
  18. Jul 2

    I'd like to thank Fabiola and Diana for the laughter they've availed to me this Monday morning 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    2 replies . 11 retweets 72 likes
  19. Jul 1

    This video has only recently become real in my mind!

    3 replies . 58 retweets 93 likes
  20. Jul 3

    No one has ever made himself great by showing how small another is. Be kind & always build others up. Thats the only way you will become greater.

    18 replies . 61 retweets 425 likes

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