Nairobi, Kenya

If a guy runs his fingers through your hair, there are 33.3% chances you are being used as a napkin.

RT if you can see your team Belgium Brazil Croatia England France Russia Sweden Uruguay

Some feminists on Twitter is so toxic! We need happily married couple/people in good relationship to tweet/speak about the good sides pls

Dear England .... You carry the hopes of the entire Commonwealth, where in the golden age the sun never set on the Empire ... For us who are Anglophiles & genuflect to the House of Windsor, we cheer you on in the #WorldCup2018 #COLENG

One of my biggest realizations this year has been that (some) friends I have right now aren't necessarily the people I'll do life with. Friendships can be seasonal. And that's okay. That is perfectly okay.

Thank you for all your kind words and congratulatory messages. I’m truly overwhelmed but Kq has not yet selected who gets to do the inaugural US flight. It was a press assumption after a media event I recently attended with the US Secretary of Trade. I hope I get the honor though

Gov. Kibwana: We need to scrutinise the NHIF to ensure that the money collected isn't spent first on private hospitals, then missions then at the bottom public facilities. This thinking @governorkibwana I fully endorse and support. NHIF money should strengthen public sector.

I have never read an obituary stating the cause of death as 'abortion' even when everyone knows that that is the cause.. Is it that embarrassing? Was your daughter promiscuous? Question is? Africa are we ready to talk about this issue?

Drama playing out on TV screens now is very disgusting. The arrest of governor Ojaamong should worry us because it's being used to distract us from the real thieves who have stolen billions.@GovOjaamong @ntvkenya @KTNNews @citizentvkenya

Ladies! Pls if you are one of the lucky few people that found a real man pls don't mess it up. Buy him a gift too, men needs gifts too

The army of “it’s not possible” people is always big, loud, and strong; but it’s the tiny group of “I’ll try it” individuals that shapes the world.

White rice with big head of fish and efo riro at 3:38am I can't kill myself

Graft if not handled properly can affect our national security.its the main challenge of this generation. We should be the generation to tackle it head on and redeem our people from its shackles. Can I get an amen?

It appears Twitter ICC will sit tomorrow....

Zuku be very early when it comes to bill reminders bruh..... They even call a day before but when you call them to complain "Welcome to Zuku.. Press one.." Ghasia tupu

Friends who make you laugh when you’re really going through a hard time >>>>>