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@NikayaLazuli

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Nairobi, Kenya
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Joined November 2015
Born on 09 March
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  1. Retweeted
    Jul 3

    What a talent!! There goes gifted artist, Sheilah Sheldone. She is only nine years old and she can do this. Share widely to reach our president,

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    82 replies . 1,623 retweets 2,638 likes
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    Jul 4

    Turn it up and feel the beat! From the final four, which beat do you want heard inside the stadium? VOTE NOW! 🎶

    843,006 replies . 510,252 retweets 615,226 likes
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    15 hours ago

    avocado will never eat you avocado will never hurt you avocado will never leave you 🕊

    Pineapples contain an enzyme called Bromelain that eats flesh - so while you're eating pineapple, the pineapple is eating you.
    4 retweets 30 likes
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    21 hours ago

    Pineapples contain an enzyme called Bromelain that eats flesh - so while you're eating pineapple, the pineapple is eating you.

    29 replies . 321 retweets 1,021 likes
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    Jul 4

    Offset got out of a ticket by letting the cop FaceTime with Cardi B

    4 replies . 76 retweets 339 likes
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  6. Retweeted
    22 hours ago

    When I won my first F1 home race in ’08. A real dream come true moment!! 🇬🇧 🍾 📷

    196 replies . 963 retweets 8,385 likes
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  7. 20 hours ago

    Literally, Lady Gaga's worst album sold more pure copies. Fuck streaming

    US chart preview: 725-775k SPS (150-160k pure)
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  8. 20 hours ago

    Plssssssssss. Even Taylor Swift gets more

    Replying to @CAWBBBB
    Opinions are opinions. Facts are facts. Garbage doesn't get 250 million streams in the first 24 hours of being released
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  9. 22 hours ago

    Pornhub really loves everyone 😪

    Pornhub is now offering subtitles for its hearing impaired audience
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  10. 22 hours ago

    I thought Wednesday was the general Kiswahili day 😂😂😂

    I guess it all started when I went to a primary school where you couldn’t speak Kiswahili except for Tuesdays(Kiswahili Day) then moved on to high school where Kiswahili Day was every day. I’m still.... *sigh*
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  11. Retweeted
    Jul 3
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    I found myself reciting Winston Churchill's speech at the end 😭😭😭😭

    1 reply . 1 retweet 1 like
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  12. Retweeted
    Jul 1

    blair waldorf, the activist

    2 replies . 85 retweets 463 likes
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  13. Retweeted
    23 hours ago
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    Its not that i can’t. I can use scissors pretty well actually. I just had to learn differently 🤷🏽‍♀️

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    Jul 1

    Best Ad. Ever 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    106 replies . 2,656 retweets 2,728 likes
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  15. 24 hours ago

    Coming from a person who can't use scissors

    Imagine being right handed... ew
    1 reply . 3 retweets 8 likes
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  16. Retweeted
    Jul 4

    How you gon come for like 85% of the population

    Imagine being right handed... ew
    1 reply . 13 retweets 37 likes
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  17. Retweeted
    Jul 4

    😟ladies have you no mercy ,juzi my boy was disrespected mbaya .We were playing spin the bottle then some shawty dared my hommie to go home 😂😂😂wawawawa

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  18. Retweeted
    19 Oct 2017

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    This professor graded tests next to me the whole flight. If there’s a Taiwan Jones at Howard, boy you failed the fuck out ya midterm 😩
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    2,155 replies . 311,658 retweets 765,137 likes
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  19. Retweeted
    Jun 28

    Someone said her name should be “Saudi B” 😂😂

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    Saudi Arabia gave women permission to drive and this is the first thing they do 😭
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    1 reply . 37 retweets 143 likes
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  20. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    If you haven’t seen Shane’s new video, just know that Post Malone’s voice pitched up sounds just like Justin Bieber..

    2 retweets 7 likes
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